A long time ago, before ipods, there were
a group of cave men who, in between mammoth hunts and alien
encounters, would play a primitive style of music with their
primitive instruments on the street corner as glaciers drove
by. Like so many young aspiring musicians of the era, they
were frozen solid and locked in ice for an untold amount
of time. Due to global warming (or whatever you want the
reason to be) they recently found themselves thawed out
with a huge sleepy sand in the eye and they all had to pee
really really bad. After the shock and amazement of their
new surrounding set in, they noticed that their instruments
were still relatively in tune. They were taken in by the
modern primates, bathed, shaved, and dressed. There was
much rejoicing.
Christian
Carichner 
