The new album. It's a thing..
Fan Visits Website!
Historians say this hasn't happened since the early days of Facebook and Youtube. But analysts now have proof that an actual human being is currently viewing a band's website. Likelihood of the reader navigating to other pages before finding the links in the top right corner is still speculative.
KEVIN FALLS ASLEEP IN VAN!
photo credit Dave Russo
No comment yet from any of the involved parties, but fans speculate, "he must have been tired". Cont pg 14...
The Primate Fiasco Tour Dates
It's time for yet another Rock n Roll Resort in Kerhonkson NY. Gather your friends and get yourself a room. Use promo code PRIMATEFIASCO when you order. Website
Primate pees on fan's sofa. Fan forgives..
The Primate Fiasco needs help in every town they play in. You can help get the word out, give them a place to crash, point them towards the best breakfast joint, etc.
Fill out the form and start getting on the guest list. You can also win festival tickets. Most importantly, you'll know that your city is on the Primate map because of you. Go you.
BE THE FIASCO